May 2013
“Life is too short for bad coffee.”
– Unknown PERFECTO’S IM COMING BACK FOR YOU BB (via realhousewifeofjerseyshore)
thedingledodies:
oscill8wildly:
milktree:
you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
i need this printed on a t-shirt
snapchatting:
i was funny once but it was an accident
sweetdez:
detrea:
fuckyeahhugsandkisses:
a-little-insane:
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
“To be or not to be? Bitch I might be”
– William Shakespeare (via ohmyitspie)
necrophilofthefuture:
most relatable marina tweets
“You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago.”
– (via realhousewifeofjerseyshore)
i never really liked
my name
much
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it
into my
mouth
“I decided on you, don’t you get that? I decided on you. I don’t want to go...”
– Girls, HBO (via nobunnyluvsyou)
April 2013
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napoleonbonapoptart:
If you get me chipotle you will get chipotlaid
