its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one
if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.
Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the water drops look like stars.
THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS
Well I did 6th grade wrong
she probably has scallop edged rolling papers and knows some sophisticated fold